A woman walks into a police station and tells the officer, âI think my husband is having an affair!â
The officer asks, âHow do you know?â
âWell,â she says, âHe keeps calling this woman âhoneyâ and âsweetheart,â and he even calls her âmy love.ââ
The officer sighs and says, âMaâam, thatâs just how people talk on the phone.â
The woman says, âBut he doesnât even know her phone number!â
The officer looks confused. âHe doesnât know her number? How does he call her?â
The woman rolls her eyes and says, âHe calls her from the toilet!â
The officer bursts out laughing. âMaâam, youâre hilarious! What makes you think heâs talking to someone else?â
The woman says, âBecause heâs always yelling, âHold on a second, Iâm going to get a roll of toilet paper!ââ